Ben: See what I drew? It’s a self-driving helicopter.
Ben: See this guy? See his eyes?
Ben: His eyes are like that because he got up too early and he’s tired. But this guy, he’s fine, because pirates are made for nighttime adventures.
Preface: We told Ben about self-driving cars, which he thought was pretty cool. A couple weeks later, at a random moment in the car…
Ben: I’m really disappointed.
Meg: Why? What’s wrong?
Ben: I’m never going to get to drive a car, because cars will drive themselves! *bursts into tears*
Sigh. I <3 him.